specialist in post-traumatic growth, crafter, bon vivant, explorer, erbsenzähler, glitter distribution vector, pastry chef, BSidesLV COO & ExecProd, PM, she/her

Philadelphia, PA
Joined January 2008
Dear everybody and everything, Please stop being so awful. Warmest regards, nous
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Just when I was beginning to return to feeling good about humanity, just a little bit, some of y’all had to go and be shitty out loud again.
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I would too, as long as the details are correct. Michelin reviewers dine in pairs. One will get the tasting menu and wine. One will order a la carte and drink soft drinks… The kitchen doesn’t need the stress of thinking your spy ass is important. #backofhouse
I’m just saying. If someone wrote this I would read it.
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Just when I think I’m gonna go ahead and get myself a home assistant and the pretty lightbulbs and all that, I watch Enemy of the State and I’m back to leaning hard into nope.
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Anyone ever have that moment where you think you have a dead pixel but it turns out it’s just glitter on your screen?
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OMG YES, PLEASE
Replying to @amberlynnesque
I should create Agile framework called The 215 Method that is just telling people to stfu and do their jobs and stop relying on process to replace the common fucking sense they're lacking.
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That feel when your phone is on silent mode in your pocket, you’re focusing intently on something you’re reading, and someone texts you…
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11:30 on a Saturday morning is the perfect time for fireworks, South Philly. Thank you.
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Whenever I’m in New Jersey, I feel like I shouldn’t be here…
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nous is vaccinated, masked, and socially distant retweeted
👊 Combat vaccine myths to help protect the people you care about. 👊
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Super ready for cooler weather
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I just assume that everyone who works on computers all day (so, like, everyone) touch-types and I'm always surprised when someone doesn't. Just me?
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That feel when your favorite comic book is finally being made into a movie. But, damn, I’d better fill those few gaps in my collection before that shit gets even harder to find for reasonable sums.
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Thinning out our cable closet for the first time in 5 years. Yes I individually wrapped each cable set because I think everyone should. Pretty please consider doing so the next time you donate tech hardware so it makes it easier upon intake in donation reception facilities. 😊
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Watching the US Open for the first time without my dad. We attended every year for about a decade. When we weren’t watching together, we texted about it. This feels weird and wrong. #fuckcancer
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So I just had to explain the #hack sex chart…
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Thread.
Let me put my lawyer had on for a second. The most far-reaching take away from this on the Supreme Court level is the failure to grant the injunction. An injunction should be granted when (1) the requesting party is likely to prevail on the merits of the case;
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OH: If I’m jumping on a vibrator later, do you want tacos?
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