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My computer career was games, then web pages, then sysadmin/support. It all went security when a single ping of death hit a broadcast address. All the windows boxes on a /16 network went down at once and I thought that was the most fascinating thing ever.
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Clearly, they are worried about performance enhancing drugs. I'll see myself out.
So my kid just got a random drug test because they are in theater class. Like the whole class just got tested. Is this common? I remember being drug tested for competition like UIL, sports, whatever, but not because you took theater. Do they test band kids for VDs?
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TL;DR: We're looking at if, and how, we can do Skytalks in 2022. Comments and thoughts welcome and invited. A 馃У. 1/
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#remote #jobWanted for a junior security, IT, or networking position. Open to options #infoSecJobs Good friend is in a difficult position and would hugely appreciate sharing opportunities/RT as able. 馃挌 DMs open for questions!
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Last chance to tell us your needs & influence WISP's focus for 2022 funds! If you want to break into security/privacy, are already in the fields, or need support, scholarship, or anything else -- today is your last chance to share your needs w/ @wisporg! forms.gle/HjWz5edJGwe6qqdG7
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Not all men.
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I work on a system of merit. Each trip to the kitchen earns a cookie. And if I'm doing anything special (like cooking or feeding the cats) earns 2 or more depending on three time involved. 馃構
The correct number of standard-sized chocolate chip cookies to have in one setting is three. I鈥檒l not be taking questions at this time.
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i need twitter鈥檚 help real quick. my wedding ring slipped off at Seatac Airport between security & gate S16. If you or anyone you know has info, DM me. im happy to offer a reward to anybody who finds it or info that leads to its return, no questions asked.
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NEW: Senator Schumer announced the Senate will vote on filibuster reform before MLK Jr's birthday. RT IF YOU AGREE FILIBUSTER REFORM MUST HAPPEN.
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This is such a treasure. All these years later, I can still not contain myself when seeing this. #RestInPowerBettyWhite
One of my favorite St. Olaf stories from the Golden Girls is the story about the Great Herring War. The story is so absurd that it made Rue McClanahan & Bea Arthur break character. Both actresses couldn鈥檛 contain their laughter, but Betty White just powered through the scene.
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Petition to change JWST to Betty White Space Telescope
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Trump floats the idea of 鈥渕oving to another country鈥 if Democrats pass a 鈥渂illionaires tax.鈥 RETWEET IF YOU WOULD HELP TRUMP PACK HIS BAGS!
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Stop what you鈥檙e doing and go to O鈥橰eilly autoparts at oreillyauto.com/. Once there, enter 121G into the search bar.
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Using his signature palette of gray and white bricks and unique parts, Mitsuru Nikaido reimagines marine life, insects, and land animals as mechanical, robot-like characters built entirely with LEGO [read more: buff.ly/3sGjDSQ]
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SO has an early bout of shingles. After trying to get a hold of my Mom for a week, I finally did. I never had chickenpox. Crap!
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If black children can experience racism, then white children can learn about it. Start them young. Retweet if you agree
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You don't have to be trans to understand the importance of respecting trans people and affirming their identities. Life is just too short. I can't imagine how it makes any sense to use one's fame and resources to put others down.
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Free Open-Source Software is 鈥渇ree鈥 as in 鈥減uppy,鈥 not as in 鈥渂eer.鈥
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We also need a SOC Analyst II. This is a huge opportunity. Preferably for someone local to Des Moines or Chicago. Full remote MAY be possible, but US only. This position is for someone experienced as a SOC Analyst and is interested in becoming a SOC Team Lead.
We are hiring @StoneX_Official (Fortune 58) for: 馃摑GRC Analysts 馃攼Security Engineer 鈽侊笍Cloud Engineering Team Lead 馃ПIT Project Manager Not looking for entry level but someone with at least a few years experience. All are Chicago or West Des Moines area. WFH 3 days. DM me.
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