Hello, it's Amazon here, you have one week to opt out of sharing your internet with everyone, but I'm sure you love this so why would you? Have a great day! theguardian.com/technology/2…

2:53 AM · Jun 2, 2021

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Hey it's Amazon here, we're opting you into the largest surveillance dragnet in history, you're down right? xoxo, Bezos
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How long till this comes to other countries?
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Also you have to download the app to opt-out, can’t do it on web, which makes your device a Sidealk beacon unless you go through a different opt-out flow/ delete Amazon
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I was actually wondering if this was the case. Do you know if it needs to done per device or per account?
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Hello, it's your bank here, you have one week to opt out of sharing your account with everyone. If everyone knows the other's financial status, transactions become much easier. #nomorebadchecks
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Skynet Jr.
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wait what
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Carry on, folks
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