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Dear vendors, wtf is an "executive alignment call"? ::signed all your customers. #infosec
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If you have not looked at @rem_note recently, take a look. The new version is waaaay better and smoother. Lets you focus and just works better in all ways. If you are a #note nerd or #pkm nerd take another look. Plus local only options.
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And I am not a student, I am using this for big gnarly professional projects that span multiple states.
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Very cool, and I think Captain Kirk would approve of his Vessel. 😂
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biff baxter retweeted
okay okay OKAY i’ll list Rolling Stone’s 500 Worst Albums 500. Moondance -- Van Morrison 499. Young Sheldon -- Radiohead 498. Turd Smokin’ -- The Turd Smoker Band 497. Well Whaddya Know 99 More Luftballoons How About That -- Nena 496. Songs to Fuck To -- Leonard Cohen
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trying out the new mmo game @playnewworld ..played many mmos at launch and bumps are expected..but I chuckled that Amazon cloud stuff like autoscaling are apparently only for paying customers. This should be a slam dunk for @AWS to showcase its power at scale...#nope
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The most @portlandia thing...we have named a bridge Ned Flanders crossing..thank you Portland...I approve #funny #Simpsons
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Had to teach the boy the fine art of cleaning mouse balls. He never saw a mouse like this...and wanted to try it out but had no PS2 connectors on his laptop..lol...we then had a 10 minute history lesson on connectors..and I broke out a computer from stockpile. #nerd #oldschool
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healthcare vendor...ALERT we have an urgent security issue, we have developed a patch...Me..sweet how do I get it? Vendor...it wont be ready until the end of October...So thats urgent eh? And we wonder why healthcare is a soft target...#infosec #healthcare
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Yay birthday Linux...installed Slackware on a Packard Bell 486DX2 in Feb of 1995 ...thus began the longest relationship I have ever had...ha... #linux #nerd
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Colo datacenters wonder why they are getting crushed..I just had one tell me I have to wait 3 weeks to get a cabinet (thats already there but empty)...Ehh nevermind - I'll go spin up my VMs in the cloud in the next 30 mins instead.
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The pressure you feel is not real #peaceofmind #relax
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Hey @AmericanAir so how do I get a live body..missed a flight due to working in a hospital, tried to reschedule - website said no, tried to call - did the automated callback - 7 hours later nothing...Now I am callling live and have been on hold for another 1.5 hours?
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Just for my own memory...16 hours later AA calls ..(them) you missed the flight...(me) no shit yesterday..(them) sorry we can't do anything..(me) time travel? (Them) we will credit future AA travel sorry (me) I already booked another airline..thanks for calling I guess?
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Chicago trip for work, unplanned trip to Dallas for about 18 hours and then back home...several all-nighters ..I am sure I will wake up at my home Tuesday morning and have no idea where I am..lol #frequentflier #nerd
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Hey Ohare airport...14 bucks for a single beer..can't make it all up in a week..lol..eat your heart out sports venues..ohare is the new gold standard #frequentflier #dontcarewantabeer
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I'm in an Irish pub in Chicago watching news about Pope Francis...seems about right..lol #Chicago #PopeFrancis
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This hurts me.
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