Client: How is the pen test going? Me: For you or for me?

Aug 23, 2021 · 3:16 AM UTC

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Let’s not leave a dollar on the table!
A tweet by our Chief Consultant, @DHAhole, has been getting a lot of attention. We asked him what we could do to promote it and he said to donate to @InnocentOrg. So, for every retweet of his tweet we will donate $1 (up to 5k). Internet do your thing!
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TL;DR every retweet of the original tweet equals $1 donated to @InnocentOrg (5k max)
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@telesploit added $1 for every 10 likes as well, so now with a ❤️ and a RT you can have $1.10 donated to @InnocentOrg. Tap, tap, tap!
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client:
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I have better: Me: I here to start the Pen Testing Client: Ok, we put all the Pens we could find in this box. Me: You what? Yes, this really happen even after giving them printed instruction what we were going to do and testing.
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Respond with "Yes, these are indeed pens. That'll be <quoted-price> please!" "That's not what we hired you for!" "It isn't? Perhaps we should revisit our contract and determine what you did hire me for."
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Me, as the client.
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